- Those weird Quaker kids that live down by the curve, and wear banana-hammocks at the pool, tried to sell me pussywillow branches by the Post Office.
- A second look denoted the war decision as primeval, but a third look showed the war itself as pointless, so they cut their losses and went bowling. Captain Ape scored a 235.
- Mad Props to Bert for Standing up to Bobby and His Big Chuck Taylors
- Being cool isn’t easy, but I’m a hard worker
- Darren nibbles wholesome bread, delightful
- Roberto went down to the beach and had him some Portuguese nightmares
- The doctors told Baby Kirkpatrick’s mom he wouldn’t be able to make it on his own, so they sent in another baby into the crisp womb. Neither were seen again.
- Rick James is my grand mama his hunchback yields large potatoes.
- After school, Rob needs to cool off!
- Platypus on Probation
Monday, May 11, 2009
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4 comments:
I love the honesty of the first one on here.
And I love random punctuation, like the exclamation point in After school... Many a name has become a classic in my mind becuase of this.
Easiest pick yet: Kirkpatrick. He owns this list just like he owned the incredibly solid list Greg's House #1. He owns basically anything you put him near.
Kirkpatrick wins
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