-Sherman Williams the preacher thought he lost the bet, but then he realized his life was already over
-raped by an angel
-Shamiqua transformed topless dancing into an art form with her graceful moves and tasteful musical choices.
-Paco found it hard to control his yearning for Maria and her ravenous hips when she showed up to class in nothing but a bathrobe
-“Count Chocula?”, “It was all they had.”
-Dave said he had the money but we all knew he spent it on booze
-Pardon me, while I provide the Daycare children with CRACK
-Buttery Jimmies and a Man’s Good Looks
-shoelace evidence
-Zack Lungren versus the Toronto Maple Leafs
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Did you pick Zack Lungren, Daniel? Haha, I was gonna pick that one, although I have a companion name to go along with it (you can probably guess).
Yeah I did. god knows who wrote it though.
Sherman Williams owns this bracket. Shamiqua pulls in at a distant #2.
"Paco found it hard to control his yearning for Maria and her ravenous hips when she showed up to class in nothing but a bathrobe." fucking great and my pick for this list
nothing gets me going like dated middle/highschool references. the likes of Ms. Cassidy and Mr. Prosser roaming baltimore with a whip.
close second, Austin Caldwell 3:16
Did anyone actually use Ms. Cassidy in a name ever? I sure hope not. Maybe if Carl Athey ever wrote a name....
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