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-Non-Digestive Orange

-The musk-ox gangsters roamed free on the plains, and they respected none.

-John smiled when he realized what had happened to Jodie – she had been devouring poop for three weeks

-It was a bright, cold day in April and all the clocks were striking thirteen. It was Zack Prokowski’s wedding day on Mont Olympus, Mars. His collar down, he gazed up at the stars passed the artificial atmosphere, a cricket rested on his lips.

-Rotofarst suffered from whooping cough, and one day a whooping crane visited to grant him patience with his embarrassing illness. His grandmother saw the whooping crane pooping in the field one morning.

-The half-ton silverback gorilla and I raced across the plain, his sinewy muscles rippling beneath blankets of midnight fur. My breathing was harsh and labored, and I looked into his angry eyes for a second before pressing harder. The dull and mighty thumps from his strides pounded in my ears as my legs were weighed down by the insidious tentacles of lactic acid. Open sky was overwhelmed by a canopy of trees, birds chattering the triumphant cry of our arrival into their domain. Suddenly I came to an abrupt stop, and the great beast pushed on. I watched as its massive spinning frame plunged over the edge of the cliff and laughed at its insignificant brain. I was a little tired, but I was going into the city to get laid by a hooker.

-The Andy Cahan Experience

-kind of like the unrealistic goals of the orphans and beggars down the road a bit

-She called us her “fortunate fifty”

-My pet rock is killing off the other house pets one by one