-Sherman Williams the preacher thought he lost the bet, but then he realized his life was already over
-raped by an angel
-Shamiqua transformed topless dancing into an art form with her graceful moves and tasteful musical choices.
-Paco found it hard to control his yearning for Maria and her ravenous hips when she showed up to class in nothing but a bathrobe
-“Count Chocula?”, “It was all they had.”
-Dave said he had the money but we all knew he spent it on booze
-Pardon me, while I provide the Daycare children with CRACK
-Buttery Jimmies and a Man’s Good Looks
-shoelace evidence
-Zack Lungren versus the Toronto Maple Leafs
Monday, June 29, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Names
Remember to read and write comments! Here are the next ten selected names:
-Stare at my Slammin’ Ass
-The large clock in the great hall struck Alice in the face
-Feeble Conor climbs out of the crapper only to receive more beatings
-It was my first time in bed with Susan but something didn’t feel right; I reached for the baseball bat behind the bed
-When the Amish leave their farms we can turn them into phat farms.
-Throwing Baby Joseph (Out the Window)
-George Harrison once told me he could hook me up with his dentist, but I spat and wished him well. A kaleidoscope of colors coated the dim London streets that night, but I went home, unaware, to my wife and prayed.
-I once shit in some little kid’s cubby
-Professor Saratoga M.D. Doctorate in being a Douchebag Bachelor’s in prolonging miseries Majors in alcoholics
-Dependable Joey, always sad
-Stare at my Slammin’ Ass
-The large clock in the great hall struck Alice in the face
-Feeble Conor climbs out of the crapper only to receive more beatings
-It was my first time in bed with Susan but something didn’t feel right; I reached for the baseball bat behind the bed
-When the Amish leave their farms we can turn them into phat farms.
-Throwing Baby Joseph (Out the Window)
-George Harrison once told me he could hook me up with his dentist, but I spat and wished him well. A kaleidoscope of colors coated the dim London streets that night, but I went home, unaware, to my wife and prayed.
-I once shit in some little kid’s cubby
-Professor Saratoga M.D. Doctorate in being a Douchebag Bachelor’s in prolonging miseries Majors in alcoholics
-Dependable Joey, always sad
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Names
-Beach answers, spring thoughts
-Jesus was the king of men, Jèsus Gonzales was a sex offender serving time in State Penn.
-Bob screamed rape! but the nearby policeman laughed, thinking he said, “Grape”
-There was no toilet anywhere so I just let it out in my briefcase
-Aarron’s vegetable garden was burned in the great fire of 1993. Don’t worry though, Aarron never ate vegetables anyway, just eggs
-John thought the day might be getting better when he heard a loud joke and laughed heartily, but then the roof collapsed across the street. Was it an omen?
-Jim sported a pained expression when his bowels emptied
-The slant-eyed Japs blew my buddy half to bits before he slit himself with his knife. Fucking bastards don’t know what they’ve got themselves into this time.
-blind people can't see colors
-Sweet ropes of sweat encircled and ensnared the delicate fruit of temptation as Christopher masturbated to the grainy, cascading footage of the skylark sun princess creeping through the hedge maze on his makeshift TV.
-Jesus was the king of men, Jèsus Gonzales was a sex offender serving time in State Penn.
-Bob screamed rape! but the nearby policeman laughed, thinking he said, “Grape”
-There was no toilet anywhere so I just let it out in my briefcase
-Aarron’s vegetable garden was burned in the great fire of 1993. Don’t worry though, Aarron never ate vegetables anyway, just eggs
-John thought the day might be getting better when he heard a loud joke and laughed heartily, but then the roof collapsed across the street. Was it an omen?
-Jim sported a pained expression when his bowels emptied
-The slant-eyed Japs blew my buddy half to bits before he slit himself with his knife. Fucking bastards don’t know what they’ve got themselves into this time.
-blind people can't see colors
-Sweet ropes of sweat encircled and ensnared the delicate fruit of temptation as Christopher masturbated to the grainy, cascading footage of the skylark sun princess creeping through the hedge maze on his makeshift TV.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Names
-Non-Digestive Orange
-The musk-ox gangsters roamed free on the plains, and they respected none.
-John smiled when he realized what had happened to Jodie – she had been devouring poop for three weeks
-It was a bright, cold day in April and all the clocks were striking thirteen. It was Zack Prokowski’s wedding day on Mont Olympus, Mars. His collar down, he gazed up at the stars passed the artificial atmosphere, a cricket rested on his lips.
-Rotofarst suffered from whooping cough, and one day a whooping crane visited to grant him patience with his embarrassing illness. His grandmother saw the whooping crane pooping in the field one morning.
-The half-ton silverback gorilla and I raced across the plain, his sinewy muscles rippling beneath blankets of midnight fur. My breathing was harsh and labored, and I looked into his angry eyes for a second before pressing harder. The dull and mighty thumps from his strides pounded in my ears as my legs were weighed down by the insidious tentacles of lactic acid. Open sky was overwhelmed by a canopy of trees, birds chattering the triumphant cry of our arrival into their domain. Suddenly I came to an abrupt stop, and the great beast pushed on. I watched as its massive spinning frame plunged over the edge of the cliff and laughed at its insignificant brain. I was a little tired, but I was going into the city to get laid by a hooker.
-The Andy Cahan Experience
-kind of like the unrealistic goals of the orphans and beggars down the road a bit
-She called us her “fortunate fifty”
-My pet rock is killing off the other house pets one by one
-The musk-ox gangsters roamed free on the plains, and they respected none.
-John smiled when he realized what had happened to Jodie – she had been devouring poop for three weeks
-It was a bright, cold day in April and all the clocks were striking thirteen. It was Zack Prokowski’s wedding day on Mont Olympus, Mars. His collar down, he gazed up at the stars passed the artificial atmosphere, a cricket rested on his lips.
-Rotofarst suffered from whooping cough, and one day a whooping crane visited to grant him patience with his embarrassing illness. His grandmother saw the whooping crane pooping in the field one morning.
-The half-ton silverback gorilla and I raced across the plain, his sinewy muscles rippling beneath blankets of midnight fur. My breathing was harsh and labored, and I looked into his angry eyes for a second before pressing harder. The dull and mighty thumps from his strides pounded in my ears as my legs were weighed down by the insidious tentacles of lactic acid. Open sky was overwhelmed by a canopy of trees, birds chattering the triumphant cry of our arrival into their domain. Suddenly I came to an abrupt stop, and the great beast pushed on. I watched as its massive spinning frame plunged over the edge of the cliff and laughed at its insignificant brain. I was a little tired, but I was going into the city to get laid by a hooker.
-The Andy Cahan Experience
-kind of like the unrealistic goals of the orphans and beggars down the road a bit
-She called us her “fortunate fifty”
-My pet rock is killing off the other house pets one by one
Monday, May 11, 2009
Names
- Those weird Quaker kids that live down by the curve, and wear banana-hammocks at the pool, tried to sell me pussywillow branches by the Post Office.
- A second look denoted the war decision as primeval, but a third look showed the war itself as pointless, so they cut their losses and went bowling. Captain Ape scored a 235.
- Mad Props to Bert for Standing up to Bobby and His Big Chuck Taylors
- Being cool isn’t easy, but I’m a hard worker
- Darren nibbles wholesome bread, delightful
- Roberto went down to the beach and had him some Portuguese nightmares
- The doctors told Baby Kirkpatrick’s mom he wouldn’t be able to make it on his own, so they sent in another baby into the crisp womb. Neither were seen again.
- Rick James is my grand mama his hunchback yields large potatoes.
- After school, Rob needs to cool off!
- Platypus on Probation
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