New Real Estate

-The islander with the wrench knew his only escape was death

-Clay Aiken

-The apple of my eye, the mango of my loins

-Foul Shirley is rubbing mayo on my children, what should I do? Look to the Bible, woman!

-The world winked at Robert and he frowned

-Edward got a call for duty. He was accompanied on the starship and acknowledged by his crew as Salamander Dickface.

-The remaining few within the mall scrambled about for that gift that just wouldn’t show itself as Jerry calmly paced through the scattering souls. Cages closed and exit doors opened. Jerry rolled his bucket into the glass box. Outside, Thanksgiving rain fell down as the janitor and his elevator went up.

-Lose the cheap, know it all personality

-Smoothie Stomachache

-Cerebral-palsy cat